so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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