oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
