I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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