Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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