Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
