I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You were trust falling into bushes
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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