So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
