So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
