you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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