So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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