don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
a search helicopter?!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
