Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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