this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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