Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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