shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just forgot I was standing up.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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