I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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