Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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