it wasn't lemon gatorade
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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