I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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