How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I will die if light touches me.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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