Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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