your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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