Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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