so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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