Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
no you cant smoke seaweed
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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