Nicole vs. Life
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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