You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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