the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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