If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
