Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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