Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Its about making memories worth repressing
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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