It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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