I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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