nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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