38 yer olds are good kisserssss
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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