Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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