hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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