Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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