I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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