no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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