the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We have started to decorate penises.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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