How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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