Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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