Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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