Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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