So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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