i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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