VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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