He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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