He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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