You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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