We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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