Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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