why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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