If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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