wat bout pragnant strippers??
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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