I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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