His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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